A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is, 'suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now'! Kathy Griffin
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Cesar Millan won his first Daytime Emmy Award in the category of Outstanding Service Show at the Daytime Emmy Awards in 2000. He was nominated in 2001 in the category of Outstanding Personality and in 2003 in the category of Outstanding Service Show. In 2005, he has been nominated in the category of Outstanding Service Show for a second time. He won his third Daytime Emmy Award for this category in 2006.

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